By Kristin Bivens
I’ve always wanted to be a comedic essay writer. I try to create stories out of what seems nothing, make them funny and turn them into a three to five page tale of my silly life. But, frankly, things that are funny to other people rarely happen to me. And if they do, I can’t seem to stretch it beyond a page. Not only that, but it is really hard for me to show the situation happening. Instead, I basically say, “Dick and Jane ran. Then they stopped.”
I’ve read my fair share of comedic essays and every time I read one, I am insanely jealous of the talent in those words. To be able to take everyday life and experiences and actually make it sound halfway interesting. I suppose it helps when you are an author and get to fly all over the world and talk to crazy fans, but some of the best things happened to the authors before they were officially an author.
One of my goals in life is to write my own series of essays. We’ll see how it goes. In the meantime, let me tell you about the book of personal essays that I just read---Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls by David Sedaris.
When David Sedaris writes a book, I make a point to buy it and at the very least, read it shortly after doing so. I read my first book of his, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, after graduating college. Honestly, I read it because it was suggested “emo” reading in the book Everybody Hurts: The Essential Guide to Emo Culture. Of course, then I felt really cool and asked everyone, “Have you read David Sedaris?” I acted like I was totally edgy and cool simply because I had read one of his books. After reading my first book, and feeling cool doing so, I made a point to buy each book that I could get my hands on.
I bought a book for my boyfriend at the time as a Valentine’s Day present, but only because I hadn’t read Me Talk Pretty One Day and now I could buy it and read it and not feel guilty adding another book to my book shelf. When we broke up, I got the book. And after reading Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls, I’ve started reading Me Talk Pretty One Day after all this time.
Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls was just as good as Sedaris’ other books. He writes a lot about living in France and England, which I always find interesting. He seems so much more exotic when he talks about living in West Sussex and as always, he talks about growing up in North Carolina. The culture he experiences is refreshing, especially with his unique, hilarious spin on it. You learn that a specific Asian country has poop all over the sidewalks. His little English town is filled with litter. And that apparently, France really wants a black president.
A few of the essays in the book are written like short stories, but take into account real life, like the ridiculous attitudes towards gay marriage and how because gays can marry, marriage is destroyed. They were entertaining, though I prefer Sedaris’ personal stories. His experience and his perspective on life is the best part about his writing. He doesn’t just take an experience and write about it well, he thinks about the experience in ways not everyone would. I always relate to the writers with the semi-crazed perspective on life. Self deprecation is my favorite.